Dew the danimal

Yeah I was walking while taking this picture. Impressive
"Without struggle, there is no progress."

Danimal of the day "Google trick ;)"

Ok so I mentioned heath ledger joker on my other blog and had 17+ hits in one day. Let the traffic begin.
"By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight, we all quote."-RWE

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"By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight, we all quote."-RWE

Danimal of the day ver 1.0

Yes my shirt says" get off my nuts". Please do. I am sorry I don't have the fashionable beret and or trendy $4.99 Walgreen's reading glasses. I am going to compensate with humorous t shirts. These same t shirts also help cure cancer, it's science. I can't explain it.

Oh yeah Robb I took this picture with my webcam on my netbook.

What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP! I am Sean Connery bitch.


I've never seen this interview clip till today. It's priceless, Sean Connery is cooler than the other side of the pillow. Someone brought this up in relation to the recent Chris Brown and Rihanna situation. By situation I am referring to the fact he beat the fuck out of her.

I thought the Connery thing was funny

An introduction is in order

My name is Dan and I will be posting on this blog now because clearly Livius and Robb can not. I previously worked with both of these guys and I still work for that same company, barely. I have no idea what I will be adding to this blog. I guarantee it will be riddled with profanity and poor grammar. I currently have been writing my own blog keeping track of my bell's palsy that I was diagnosed with on Feb 14th. Jump to it Dan's Bell's Palsy

About me: I am 25, I live in Antioch, IL. I write the best third person autobiographies.
Picture: Which will soon become the "Danimal of the day". I just woke up and i refused to smile because I can.