It's been a while, bitches.I write this post to commemorate what will go down in history as a very important and tragic day.
I'm referring - of course - to the day that I, while at work attempting to use the restroom, got my penis stuck in my zipper. On the down zip.
I won't go into any detail about the event. Suffice to say that I freed myself from the zipper, and am on the road to recovery.
What a shock, to zip my cock.
The real surprise is that I was wearing boxers. They were supposed to be my last line of defense against cock-to zipper contact. somehow, maybe in the shuffling of pants, it slipped through the boxers and was resting against the zipper.
Well, as I say, I'm on the road to recovery. I only hope that I, and the rest of our great nation, will be able to put this in the past.
