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Fyi that is a stained under shirt, and I am not wearing pants... the more you know. Doo doo doo
15 years ago
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Facebook Invites
OK, so I'll admit it, I play Mafia Wars on Facebook. It's lame, I'm the first to admit it, but it's something to do that doesn't involve me getting drunk and throwing myself down the stairs. In my quest to be the top dog on Mafia wars, I have in invited over 300 people to join my mafia that I will never meet and they live all over the world. This ends up with me getting invites to games even lamer then Mafia Wars like Castle Age and Vampire wars. There's this one asshole who continues to invite me to the dumbest Facebook cause ever. "Stop facebook from becoming a paysite".
Dear Retard,
Thank you for considering me for your Facebook cause. Unfortunately, I must politely decline. Facebook is projected to make over $500 million dollars in 2009. I'm not an accountant or a math major, but $500 million is approximately $500 million more than you will ever see in your life. Facebook makes it's money off of advertising revenue, see those cute little pictures off to the right and left that say "singles in your area"? They don't live by you and they'll never fuck you. But every time you look at that ad or click on it Facebook gets paid. When you're pathetic enough to pay a website to not get laid, Facebook gets paid even more. So as long as you continue to be lame and try to "whack the mole" on the right hand side. Attempt to buy timeshare vacation properties in sunny Gary, Indiana. Facebook will continue to be a free site. So you do your part by continuing to be lame, and I'll do mine by playing lame Mafia wars and inviting more pathetic people to be my friends.
Your favorite Mafia Wars Associate,
Dan
Dear Retard,
Thank you for considering me for your Facebook cause. Unfortunately, I must politely decline. Facebook is projected to make over $500 million dollars in 2009. I'm not an accountant or a math major, but $500 million is approximately $500 million more than you will ever see in your life. Facebook makes it's money off of advertising revenue, see those cute little pictures off to the right and left that say "singles in your area"? They don't live by you and they'll never fuck you. But every time you look at that ad or click on it Facebook gets paid. When you're pathetic enough to pay a website to not get laid, Facebook gets paid even more. So as long as you continue to be lame and try to "whack the mole" on the right hand side. Attempt to buy timeshare vacation properties in sunny Gary, Indiana. Facebook will continue to be a free site. So you do your part by continuing to be lame, and I'll do mine by playing lame Mafia wars and inviting more pathetic people to be my friends.
Your favorite Mafia Wars Associate,
Dan
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