Robb of the Day - January 13th 2010

I cut my own hair tonight.

Happy New Year

Happy new year!

Danimal of the day

Go bears.

Fyi that is a stained under shirt, and I am not wearing pants... the more you know. Doo doo doo

Facebook Invites

OK, so I'll admit it, I play Mafia Wars on Facebook. It's lame, I'm the first to admit it, but it's something to do that doesn't involve me getting drunk and throwing myself down the stairs. In my quest to be the top dog on Mafia wars, I have in invited over 300 people to join my mafia that I will never meet and they live all over the world. This ends up with me getting invites to games even lamer then Mafia Wars like Castle Age and Vampire wars. There's this one asshole who continues to invite me to the dumbest Facebook cause ever. "Stop facebook from becoming a paysite".


Dear Retard,


Thank you for considering me for your Facebook cause. Unfortunately, I must politely decline. Facebook is projected to make over $500 million dollars in 2009. I'm not an accountant or a math major, but $500 million is approximately $500 million more than you will ever see in your life. Facebook makes it's money off of advertising revenue, see those cute little pictures off to the right and left that say "singles in your area"? They don't live by you and they'll never fuck you. But every time you look at that ad or click on it Facebook gets paid. When you're pathetic enough to pay a website to not get laid, Facebook gets paid even more. So as long as you continue to be lame and try to "whack the mole" on the right hand side. Attempt to buy timeshare vacation properties in sunny Gary, Indiana. Facebook will continue to be a free site. So you do your part by continuing to be lame, and I'll do mine by playing lame Mafia wars and inviting more pathetic people to be my friends.

Your favorite Mafia Wars Associate,


Dan

Robb of the Day - Nov. 12, 2009

Brand whoring a little bit for the people that keep me in lattes.

Not a lot to talk about tonight, just felt like throwing a pic up.

The @danheinz Google Wave Contest #surfwithdan

I have Google Wave invites and I'd like to give back. Instead of being a schmuck and asking people to send me money. I am going to have a contest. Here's what I am thinking, I want you to make a YouTube freestyle rap video. The video doesn't have to be a legitimate rap. It can be, but I'll accept funny also. I will give out 3 invites, one to the top 3 videos.

You have nothing to lose except maybe some self respect, that's overrated anyways. If I only get 3 entries, they're the 3 winners. Good luck!

Here's the rules:

1.) The video must be a minimum of 45 seconds long and maximum of 120

2.) The video have a minimum of 30 seconds of "rapping"

3.) Creativity, originality and the above are required.

4.) At the end or beginning give me a quick 10-15 second run down on what you'll be using wave for.

5.) The winners will have their videos shared with the public

6.) In the title of the video you must add #surfwithdan

7.) Submissions will be accepted up until Thanksgiving Day, the winners announced on November 30th

8.) You must follow me on Twitter @danheinz, this is where I'll announce, you will have 24 hours to claim your prize.

Once you upload your video shoot me an @ reply on twitter. I will watch it and bookmark it on my Youtube page play list.

Rules are subject to change

Sausage mcmuffin of the day. RAWR!

Insist on yourself. Never imitate.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Office of the Day - October 7th 2009

There it is. My workspace. my iMac 24", the Macbook, my HP 8500 Pro Premier, a bunch of Moleskine and other notebooks, and if you look carefully, under the Moleskines lies an HP Officejet 5400 single function printer. Also, there's a bag of M&Ms.

Robb Of the Day - Oct 4, 2009

Just shaved, and am now basking in the brilliant glow of my huge ass computer.

I've been a beard man for over 4 months now. I've been considering switching back, but now it's getting cold and it may be nice to have the extra protection.

We'll see. Anyway, be looking for a brand new post from Livius sometime in the next seven years, and if you really want to see Dan, you probably need to go read his Bell's Palsy blog.

I'm out this piece.

Reverend Robb of the Day - Sept. 12, 2009

I was out shopping with Shayne this weekend, and could in no way resist picking up this shirt.

I was down with DMC from the Raising Hell days. Sure I may have drifted a little after Tougher Than Leather came out, but they were always in my heart.

So here's to you, RUN DMC. Keep rockin rhymes... some of you from heaven...

Robb of the Day - September 6 2009

Here it is, Robb of the Day. It's back. At least for today.

It's like an Eminem song, kind of.

Now that I'm a Vermonter, I have grown a beard and have started sitting around with my hand perched on top of my head.

Anyway, enjoy looking at me.

Robb of the Day - July 25th 2009

Check it out. I'm bearding.

Also, moving to Vermont. If you want to send me any kind of care package or love letter, send them to:

Robb Olson
105 Frost St. Apt #2
Brattleboro, VT 05301

Pics will be posted when we get settled. Until then, come to my hood and take me out for coffee.

Robb of the Day - May 6 "Indie Publisher"

Here it a sneak peek of the upcoming zine, the first issue of Nimrod Review.

Nimrod Writers Group is a group I started recently to get people writing and trying new styles of fiction.

Because the first exercise was so much fun, and I'm an aspiring publisher, I decided to make it into a book.

With the awesome design help of Mac @ Pixel Dreamer, I think I've thrown together a pretty badass little zine.

It's going to be a May release, and features stories by Livius and I and about 5 other writers. I'll post more info as it becomes available. Anybody interested in a copy should email nimrodwritersgroup@gmail.com. Or if you feel like joining and writing with us, hit me up.

Robb of the Day - April 3 "Well, this sucks."

One of the new shirts that Shayne bought me from Threadless.com. I love threadless shirts.

Yeah.